Break me offa piece of that apple sauce
Take Care (Drake ft. Rihanna cover) ~ Florence & the Machine | Been in my head all day! Sometimes it’s who’s singing the song.
Wear makeup to (semi) mask tiredness, get liquid eyeliner IN my eye, lose 10 years off my life, save money on coffee because fear of losing my eye totally woke me up.
Dreamt last night that these demon aliens came to Earth and were knocking buildings over and shit. They had this really huge demon leader too, who was made of lava or something. I was in the resistance against them and they kidnapped me and wanted to know where “the underground guns” were hidden and I kept giving them false locations and they got pissed and gave me a day or I’d be “thrown into the Sun!!!!!” So they imprisoned me on this farm or some place, where I was walking around in a field. Then Ewan McGregor came running down a hill with a roast beef sandwich and tells me that “if you lie to them again, you’re dead!” and tries to give me the sandwich and I’m like “I’m not eating demon bribery food” and he was all ;____;
What reading Cody Mcfadyen’s “Shadow Man” before bed did to me.
